Prep Monday—Making Lists


Good Lord, this is overwhelming! It doesn’t help that I’m trying to finish a new novel and run a business, as well as keep the home fires burning and all that, but every time I think of the new farm, I get a little panicky over everything that needs to be done. Not much, but a little.

The problem, of course, is that when that happens, I tend to freeze up and just sit with my thoughts jumping all over the place.

The solution, on the other hand, is that I’m a compulsive list-maker and super-efficient. I guess it balances out . . .

On Friday, we closed on the farm. Easiest and shortest closing EVER. We each signed in two places, I handed them a check, and we were done!

Then we drove out there—our agent had never seen the place, except in pictures, and we needed to see how large a dumpster to have delivered. Conclusion: a really BIG one.

Having been out there, once, we knew there was a lot of stuff. A lot. But we were hoping the auctioneer would have gotten rid of a lot more than he did. Starting to wonder if he actually sold anything at all.

Went back into town and checked out the local lumberyard. Have a ton of stuff to order, and here’s the beauty of small towns: the guy said, oh, no, we don’t like to take credit cards over the phone, you just wait until the order comes in, so you can make sure it’s what you really want. Wow!

He sent us out to a farm store, which we never found, but we did come across a tool and heavy equipment rental place. Nice! So the guy’s two brothers-in-law live near our new place, and he grew up there too, and he went to school with the listing agent . . . and on and on! Plus, he gave us a couple names for small engine repair, and I’m sure he’ll have a lot of other info for us too, down the line.

We’re still going ‘round and ‘round with the electric co-op. Sheesh. Slow. The dumpster should be delivered in a few days. Still waiting for the insurance agent to call me back—he’d said Thursday, but no. Not Friday either. Sigh.

So, the lists. We have to call the lumberyard by 4:00 p.m. Tuesday, in order for our stuff to be in by Thursday; otherwise, we have to wait another week. We’re trying, of course, to buy local as much as we can, but today we made a run to our now-local Home Depot. Naturally, a second trip will commence tomorrow—that’s how we roll.

What it comes down to, for our 4-day work weekend, is all the stuff to clean up the place and the building materials for our campsite outhouse. And the gate. And the “POSTED” signs, for sure!

Next week, Prep Monday might be a day late, but you can look forward to some before and after pics and a rundown of the completed part of this project . . .

 

 

Prep Monday—the Garden


Closing date is official: March 27! We’ll go down, we’ll sign, we’ll pay, we’ll walk the property. And the following weekend, we get busy!

It’s all about priorities, and that means the outside stuff gets done first. I have a master list, and many others, but at the very top is the garden, followed by the campsite.

If you’re homesteading, and aiming for self-sufficiency, food is pretty important. It’s not a matter of just throwing down some seeds and adding water and pulling a few weeds. That might make a nice picture, and you could be envisioning yourself walking through a lush garden, leisurely plucking tomatoes for your salad, but it’s a lot more work than that.

The first thing we’ll be doing is cutting down the overgrowth and grass in the garden area—a full acre in size. That’s what’s needed to feed a family of three for an entire year. Check with your local ag extension.

Next up, remove any junk uncovered by the trimming. I know it’s there—wooden planter boxes, old tires used for planting, etc. And that’s just what I’ve seen so far.

Then there’s plowing/tilling, depending on our acquisition of a tractor. Or not. It may not arrive until later . . . Fencing will go up, too. No point in feeding just the deer.

And finally, planting. One word of caution: plant what you’ll eat. If you don’t like it, why grow it? Go back to that ag extension site and take notes on how much of each vegetable you’ll need to plant—typically, they’ll tell you by length of row or number of plants. For example, for a family of three, we’ll need nine bell pepper plants and nine jalapeno plants; 225 feet of corn.

Naturally, once you’ve planted, you must water, and following that, weeding. This is not a once a month deal, but almost daily. Keep on top of it or it quickly becomes overwhelming. In our case, since we’re not moving for a year, we’ll only be able to go down there once a week or so; if this is the way you have to work, so be it. Make allowances for the other work to be done, because that garden is really, really important.

As for water, seeds must be kept moist and seedlings watered regularly. If you’re present, and you have water, no problem. If you’re not there every day, like us, it could be a problem. A big one. Fortunately, we have a well—and did I mention the spigots, about 4-5 of them, lined up along the drive? Yes! Very exciting—soaker hoses and a timer are much easier and quicker than setting up the irrigation system I’d planned.

The other side of the coin is that we also have a garden here at home. The higher-maintenance plants and the ones we harvest most often will be staying right here.

Next up, facilities. Yes, there are utilities, but the house needs cleaning out and cleaning up. And we have company coming in April. They’re coming to work, but still . . . we’ll be building an outhouse and a shower house, as well as a firepit, back in the woods. We’ll all camp out, and the main goal is to build the kitchen shelter.

If you’re not familiar with Girl Scout camp, that’s just the name for, well, a shelter that houses a kitchen. A roof, support pillars, a couple picnic tables, gravel flooring, and plywood cabinets and counter space along one side. Later, we’ll add two brick barbeque pits for cooking. The cabinets will store all the camping and outdoor cooking gear.

Then there’s the barn, and the pond, and the outside of the house. Don’t get me wrong, the house is fine, we could move in today with a bit of quick cleaning, but I’m not a fan of the wall paneling, and it could use a couple additional walls as well. I also want to add to the kitchen, a canning and baking station. Besides, much easier to renovate when you’re NOT living in it! By the time the cold weather comes back around, we should have all the outdoor stuff finished and be able to work on that.

I’m really anxious to get started . . .