Prep Monday – Power Outage 2013


This coming week, Wednesday and Thursday, the DHS is conducting a drill a la American Blackout. Several government sites have put up notices about this, although the information is not widely known. I actually first heard about it from a poster here on my blog – the definitive info, not just the rumors and brief comments that have been around for a few weeks. Quite a few companies are participating in this as well.

Of course, if something can be FUBAR, this might be it . . .

But here’s what I’m thinking:

What if we all “participated?” Now, I realize that these are weekdays and we all have “work” to do that’s non-negotiable. For instance, I have to open the store, I have to take my son to and from school. But what if we actually went about the rest of those days as though the grid had indeed gone down?

Could you do it?

This is how my day would go:

My clock is battery operated, so the alarm would ring. Probably be cold in the house, but maybe not too much more so than usual since the thermostat is set on 65 at night. Guess I’d start with turning that off so it doesn’t kick on at 6:30. My kid is gonna love that! Ha.

No lights, but the sun will be coming up; no microwave for coffee, so I’ll have to use my little camp stove with sterno. Since it’s Day 1, I could probably flush and still have water. Cold water. That shower is going to be a real bite. Or I could heat some water on my gas stove – also good for coffee, of course – but I’ll have to light the pilot manually.

Crud, no checking Facebook or doing marketing – or does that constitute “work?” I’m going to call it “work,” not only because it is, but because this is a simulation and doesn’t include “work.” So, yeah, I’ll see you around . . .

And I’m going to cheat a little too, because before I go open the store I’ll have to turn on the heat for the critters. They already told me that NO WAY are they going to practice this stuff . . . J

So – I won’t be able to use a debit or credit card; good thing I have cash. And yes, I know the gas stations, stores, etc. will be open and using electricity, but work with me here, folks! I’m about out of cigarettes – bad prepper – okay, okay, bad habit, whatever – but I AM going to stop for some. If I’m freezing and doing everything else, I get this one pass, okay??

None of this stuff during the day will be too bad. But in the evening, when my workday ends? Oh, and about that – ONLY work is allowed on the computer. With the lights on. After that, well, um. It’s gonna be hard. I won’t lie. But it might teach me a thing or two . . .

Dinner, of course, could be done on the stove with the manual lighting, etc. And then? What about after dark, which is like 5:00? Hmmm. I typically stop working around 8:00 on Wednesday and Thursday, which leaves a couple hours before 10:00 and bedtime. Candles and blankets for everyone! And no TV, which won’t particularly bother me, but my husband will be a wreck. And our son, the gamer? Uh oh!

So, we’ll talk. Huh? Or play cards by lantern light. Or something. Go to bed at 8:00? J

This could be very, very interesting.

‘Tis Not Quite the Season


Nope, not at our bookstore – no Christmas music, no tree, no decorations. Not yet.

But I do want to mention a few things about the upcoming holiday season:

Sorry, no gift-wrapping this year. I’m terrible at it – I’m sure the recipients of all the books I sent out today, plain shipping bags, a little tap, will testify to that. My grandmother used to say I was SO GOOD at wrapping presents. Ha. I’m on to her, now, rest her soul: she probably stunk at it too, and it was her way of making ME do them all!

No St. Nick, either. Guess kids only like to go to the malls for that, but I guarantee you would have had a shorter line at the bookstore. And you could take all the pictures you wanted. But, well . . .

BUT! We do have other cool things – like cookies and cocoa and coffee. And handmade hair bows and dresses and natural, organic skin products and candles and such. And t-shirts and water bottles. And free show tickets!

Oh yeah – and books. We have kids’ Christmas books, and NEW “Santa is Coming to St. Louis” books – way cool! And new book deals for grown-ups, too. And more than 100 titles, new books, by LOCAL AUTHORS!

Okay, okay, we’ll have all those things, and more, definitely after Thanksgiving – merry Christmas all around! In the meantime, I’m taking off at least three days that week, maybe more. Depends on badly my housework and decorating and cookie baking and (ugh) present wrapping are behind, at that point.

But, since we saw so few of you that week over the last two years, and I NEVER get time off, and it seems like I won’t be putting anyone out, I’m going to do it this year – completely shut down November 27-29. Woohoo! Believe me, I’m counting the days!

So, yeah. No Black Friday deals, either. Sorry. J