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As you know, we’ve started and finished a lot of projects around here. And started a few more . . .

We knew, moving in, and we still had the bathroom to finish—mainly the floor, but also replacing the shower. No, there’s nothing really wrong with it, but compared to the new vanity and linen cabinet, well, it could use some upgrading.

And then.

Then we decided to pull out the jetted corner tub. While we might use it occasionally, it’s pretty big, and with the 12-inch seat and shelf all the way around, it takes up a lot of space.

So we ordered a clawfoot tub. I’d always wanted one . . .

We’re taking out most of the shelving/seating under the windows too; the cat will have to deal with a bit less space to gaze out the windows. He’ll adjust.

All the pieces have arrived. Let the fun begin! Ha.

Before all this, however, we had, for some time, noticed that our pipes were gurgling a lot whenever a drain was used. Hmmm. I spent some time at the lagoon, trying to determine if we had something clogged or what. My husband searched, in vain, for an exhaust pipe on the roof.

We called the plumbing company in town. Nope, no exhaust. And the lagoon hadn’t been maintained very well, if at all.

Yesterday, the backhoe was scheduled to arrive—in the mud and rain. Needless to say, that’s been rescheduled, along with the exhaust which, apparently is there–under the house–but uselesss for some reason. But they did install the shower base and moved the drain.

I spent the day at the campsite with Kura. Too much commotion for both of us.

And now, let the tiling begin!

Ah, crap. Tile. Blech. At least this job is vertical instead of horizontal, as in on the floor. Maybe that’ll help . . . yeah, right . . .

Shower, floor, tub. And additional shelf space where the shower used to be, since the new one is about four feet instead of five. Maybe next week I’ll have pictures of the finished product—or next month!

For us, the goal is to grow everything we eat, enough for an entire year. Back in the old days, people did this without the benefit of power tools and grow lights, greenhouses, etc. I’m not opposed to using whatever tools you prefer, but it’s also good to know how to do things old school and to plan for particular times during the year—for instance, you’ll probably not be eating many fruits or vegetables out-of-season.

The big question, of course, is how much to plant? How many hills of zucchini do you need (ha!) and how many rows of potatoes? You will, by necessity, need to store foods throughout the year, whether by canning, freezing, or dehydrating, or simply using cold storage like a root cellar.

Based on my research and modifications, here’s what we should plant in the garden to feed 2-3 people for one year:

Roma tomatoes—12

Big Boy or Beefsteak—2

Cabbage—8

Corn—180 feet

Carrots—40 feet

Cucumber—8 hills

Kale—60 feet

Romaine/iceberg—23 feet

Cantaloupe—8 hills

Onion sets—113 feet

Green onion—23 feet

Bell pepper—9 plants

Jalapeno—9 plants

Potatoes—225 feet

Spinach—60 feet

Zucchini—6 hills

Yellow squash—6 hills

Acorn squash—8 hills

Green beans—111 feet

Now, you might not like or use these, or you might add other varieties. And this is a partial list, for us. The important thing is to plant what you will EAT, not what a website or calculator or blog tells you to plant. But these numbers will give you a good idea of how much you’re going to need throughout the year.

Think about this: let’s say you’re going to make spaghetti sauce; you’ll need onions, peppers, and tomatoes, just from this list alone. How often do make this? How often do you use some kind of tomato sauce or paste or diced or stewed varieties?

That’s a lot of tomatoes! I did an experiment of sorts last year—even though my tomato crop was abysmal. I still have a few jars from last year’s canning, but I cheated a few times and bought commercial sauce.

Also last year, I had gardens at two different homes, and since I was at each one about half the time, the plants all suffered. But I digress. You’ll want to make adjustments based on your typical usage and tastes, and of course, space.

This year, we’ve doubled our garden size, and here is what we actually planted:

Asparagus—20 feet

Potatoes—40 feet

Spinach—20 feet

Onions, both kinds—40 feet

Tomatoes, both kinds—16 plants

Cabbage—20 feet

Carrots—20 feet

Garlic—20 feet

Kale—20 feet

Romaine/butter—40 feet

Jalapenos—15 plants

Bell peppers—15 plants

Green beans—40 feet

Kidney beans—20 feet

Pinto beans—20 feet

Sweet corn—40 feet

And finally, 6 hills each of cucumbers, watermelon, cantaloupe, yellow squash, acorn squash, and zucchini.

Assuming a typical yield, I’ll still likely have to supplement from farmers’ markets or stores, but I think on most of this we’ll come pretty close. And this, by the way, is less than half our garden area.

There is a silver lining though, in all this garden work: you’ll eat less and exercise more . . .