RHP Funding


Here’s the deal: it’s crunch time. Down to the wire. Whatever euphemism you care to use, we have got to raise some dollars, folks!

Nearly three weeks ago, I put up a crowd-source funding campaign on Indiegogo. I was asking for $10K. Sure, that’s a lot of money, but the point of crowd-sourcing is that many people can contribute small amounts and goals can still be met.

I promoted the heck out of this campaign; in fact, over 900 people saw this on Facebook alone, and many shared. If all of those folks had donated $10, we’d be 90% funded. As it stands, we’re sitting at $25. Nope, not a typo, no missing zeros.

So what’s the deal? I’ve seen writers get funded who can’t even properly fill out a campaign form; I’ve seen weird stuff get funded, stuff that makes me say “huh?” and shake my head. Stuff like raising $10K to publish ONE book! A children’s book… oh, and the memoir of – wait, not sure who she is, but it’s… strange. $6K for that one. $12K raised to “save” an apple orchard. Another $12K for a nano-brewery. Okay, I could probably get on board for that one…. And you remember the school bus driver? They raised, get this: $760K for her to take a vacation! Wow, that’s some vacation. Not saying she didn’t deserve SOMEthing, but sheesh….

My point is this:

We have just TEN days to raise the money to expand our publishing house. That’s about six additional books that we can publish just this year, doubling our original goal for 2013. Besides that, it will enable us to also hire an assistant because, quite frankly, I’m drowning in both manuscripts and social media. I’ve gotten used to working for free, but I have yet to find an assistant who will do so… I believe someone once said I needed a minion, but they’re rather difficult to locate.

So there you have it: six books in 2013, or twelve. This has some serious potential, peeps, not just for me, but for half a dozen authors who could be published this year alone.

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Never Underestimate the Power


…of a pissed-off writer.

That was a Facebook status yesterday. And today, I’m going to tell you why this is a bad idea.

My dad died in 2001. In April 2005, we discovered that his widow was prepared to sell the family farm. OUR family farm, not hers; not even my dad’s, although he’d acquired it several years before his death. Lawyers were obtained by both sides – which segued into three or four sides, or more, before it was all over.

Of course, it wasn’t all over.

Both/all sides agreed on most points; negotiations continued, well beyond the bounds of a normal time frame, because one law firm involved seemed to have forgotten how to use the telephone. Or email.

I began working with my current attorney’s firm in February 2008. It took until November 2011 before the other side(s) signed the paperwork and the suit was filed. The St. Louis County Probate Court said it would be signed by a judge within a few days.

That turned into a few weeks. Then months. Nothing but excuses from the court.

Finally, I called the court myself and said I was prepared to file a complaint. The next day, the judge signed and the order was finalized. That was in June 2012.

Now, it’s March. 2013. Initial disbursements were made, others were to be forthcoming in the next 30 days; a few other details could possibly have taken a couple months. In fact, we were informed in December that QC deeds had been signed involving the farm itself, but to date nothing has been finalized or filed.

Besides all this, here’s why I am totally ticked off beyond reason:

I’ve spoken with my attorney every couple weeks from December through January. He said he wanted to wrap this up before he went on his two-week skiing vacation. He did not. He was back in the office by early February and has not taken a single one of my phone calls. Or responded to email. Or to messages. Oddly enough, according to one girl who answered the phone, he has no voicemail.

The excuse I heard most often, throughout this eight-year ordeal, is that he has “no information” for me and so simply ignored my calls. Buy a clue: GET the information!

Funny how an attorney who gripes about opposing counsel returning calls can’t manage to do so himself.

Oh, and here’s a clue, Eric – you don’t even have to buy it, I’ll throw it in for free. Considering that I paid you over $30K and did a lot of research and such myself, not to mention a big damn waste of time trying to get you to finish a job, I only think it’s fair that I let you in on something:

Having your receptionist answer the phone and responding “yes” to my question of “Is Eric in?” and then coming back to the phone to ask my name, only to tell me that “Oops, he must have stepped away from his desk,” is not fooling anyone. It only makes you unprofessional, as well as laughable. Same thing with having her tell me that telling me that you “don’t have voicemail.”

Obviously, you are incapable of completing a task, timely manner notwithstanding. There really should be a binding clause somewhere that states you don’t get paid AT ALL until the case is over, settled, kaput. One more thing: I’d be very careful casting stones against opposing counsel; those things have a way of coming back to bite you in the butt. And I really hope it does.