Prep Monday—Let’s Talk Food and Health


Are you healthy? Do you eat “right?” When SHTF, what are your plans for eating?

First, if you aren’t healthy now, it’s gonna be a lot tougher to get that way when things go south. You really need to start now, or even yesterday.

Me, I’m in reasonably good shape, although since I turned 50 I seem to be acquiring a few more injuries than usual. I burned myself with steam twice in the last month, then nearly again last night. Aside from a few arthritic aches and pains, my knees and back are holding up pretty well—then again, I’ve got this foot pain, sesamoiditis or metatarsalagia, take your pick. The initial treatments for both are about the same so I’m sure I’ll muddle through.

My weight is okay—who doesn’t want to lose a few pounds—and my strength is pretty decent. I’m working on both, and you’d be bored to tears if I kept updating any progress so I won’t. Besides, I have no advice other than eat right and exercise, and everyone knows that. Sorry, no shortcuts.

Now, these are the obvious things. What about internal health? And no, not going into mental health here—that’s called having the right stuff and you may not know if you have it or not until SHTF actually comes down. So good luck!

What do you eat? Seriously, think about it for a minute.

Every once in a while, I suppose you should take stock and write things down for a few days. You know, based on the USDA charts. Just to get an inkling. And remember when your kids were small? Didn’t the doc tell you that one day didn’t matter, but nutrition over a whole week was a better indicator? Keep that in mind.

What do I eat? Bacon. Of course. And granola, that I make myself. Lunch is usually either a salad or maybe something snacky, but most often it’s leftovers from the night before. For dinner we have meat, potatoes, vegetables. Sometimes dessert, but my guys have a sweet tooth and will eat sugar alone if that’s all there is—which is why I do make dessert. From scratch.

Case in point: at the store last week, the kid picked up a box cake mix and a can of frosting. I gave in, because I don’t make this stuff often even though the guys prefer it. Later, when I was mixing it up, I pointed out to the kid that when I make a cake, it has flour, sugar, eggs, leavening, vanilla, cocoa, butter. While this cake had those things too, it ALSO had a laundry list of additives and preservatives: 23 of them!

His response: Mom, you’re supposed to MAKE the cake, not READ THE BOX!

Are we bad eaters for having snarfed down that cake? No. Unless we did it every week. Then it could have consequences. Without going into all the latest food crazes, the more natural your food, the better it is for you. If I bake a cake, I know almost exactly what’s going into it and therefore what’s going in to ME.

All this to say you should eat for health, not fun. Not that it can’t be fun, or tasty, but the primary reason is to fuel our bodies. And, when SHTF is here, do remember what you like to eat and don’t invest in a stack of nasty-tasting stuff if it isn’t something you’d normally eat.

MREs are fine for an emergency, but don’t build your stock around them. Nutritious, lightweight, easy to prepare, yes. Have you read the labels? Just asking. Include seeds in that stockpile too. And maybe a pig. It’s hard to grow bacon in the garden . . .

Writer Wednesday—Dear Mr. Patterson:


Dear Mr. Patterson:

I’ve had about enough of you. I used to be a fan. I suppose someday I’ll re-read many of your books, but right now I’m just a little pissy.

First, I found out that you don’t actually WRITE most of “your” books, yet you rake in millions of dollars a year. That’s kind of a slap in the face to almost every other author, isn’t it?

Is that why you feel the need to comment on the book industry and stick your face into every book or publishing controversy? Do you think anyone cares what you think? What makes you qualified—reminds me of celebrities running off at the mouth about politics; they believe everyone should listen to them for some obscure reason.

Second, last year when all the hoopla was about you personally donating to struggling bookstores, I signed up for “updates” and even threw our bookstore into the ring.

Crickets.

Yep, that’s what I got. No updates, no responses—not even to a message I sent you, essentially agreeing with your full-page ad. Oh, and no grant. Had to close OUR bookstore, one of the ones you’re so concerned about.

And now this. Your publisher is having a slap-fight with Amazon and so you speak up yet again.

According to the USA Today article that I just read, you said “the future of our literature is in danger.” Then you added that “Amazon wants to control book buying, book selling and even book publishing,” and you mentioned a monopoly.

Well, bless your heart—where have you been? Of course Amazon wants a monopoly! That’s old news, just ask a bookseller. I just can’t help thinking you might have stayed quiet on the publishing part, except it involves Hachette.

But guess what? Amazon does stuff like this to a lot of publishers—particularly small press. Heck, just last week they listed one of RHP’s books as “children, ages 0-17.” It was a murder mystery. With sex and violence. Ha.

Sometimes it takes a week or more to have our books listed on Amazon. Often the cover pics are missing for days. We don’t usually get to put our books up there for pre-orders, and even when our books ARE available, Amazon adds things like “only one copy remaining” and “will take two weeks to ship.”

Sound familiar?

Now, let’s talk about your comment about “the future of our literature.” My, doesn’t that sound elitist? Do you write “literature?” I must have missed that one. I guess you meant reading material, specifically books, right? I mean, well . . . never mind. That’s not my point.

What I THINK you meant is that big authors and publishers are in danger from the [gasp] Amazon monopoly, and that their sales will suffer. Of course, you may also have meant that there will be a dearth of quality reading material for consumers, if Amazon is allowed to continue on its merry way.

Let me tell you something, Mr. Patterson: NOT ALL GOOD BOOKS COME FROM NEW YORK. There are a lot of small press, and yes, indie and self-published authors who can tell a good story. Their books might be the high-gloss, widely marketing, absolutely perfect copy that you and your minions churn out, but readers can forgive some of that if the story is good.

Not everyone gets lucky, like you did—there, I said it. Luck. Like getting a job without experience, authors can’t often get a top-notch agent without having a considerable track record. I have no doubt, in the beginning, you worked your tail off—but I know a hundred authors who work just as hard as you did and probably write just as well, if not better.

Maybe you should mingle with the common folk for a bit. In fact, come on out to St. Louis and I’ll introduce you around to all the talented folks here that yes, DEPEND on Amazon to get their work in front of an audience.

But fair warning, I’m still ticked off about the bookstore grants . . .